And Now a Word From Our Sponsor...

This must have been directed toward Northerners. For Southerners

it's a way of life.

A good argument for obesity

So that's why my doctor tells me to take two humps
and call him in the morning...

Infants with double-edged razor blades...

sounds like a good idea to me.

Those daffy british folks and their queer... uh, strange... use of the English language.

Now this is just udderly ridiculous...





Why does this sweet little girl have a maniacal gleam in her eye?
If not the bread, then the knife perhaps? Or is it the blood-red jam?




Oops... that one just kinda slipped in there...